Oratorical Adventurer Gifts

Stepping up to the podium/Standing up to the podium

Campaign for Plain English

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Man fishing with large bait

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Now you can send it."

Guitar Man.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"...it's another metal detector."

Joe Henry

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Destiny is all...

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'What does surrender mean?'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."