Rhetorical Adventurer Gifts

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Campaign for Plain English

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Jack London

"Now you can send it."

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Gulliver's other travels.

Sumo Love.

"...it's another metal detector."

James Barrie.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Small child checks out a book.