Literal-minded Adventurer Gifts

"There's highway robbery."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Campaign for Plain English

The experienced backpacker.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man fishing with large bait

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Jack London

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Don Quixote

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

FAQs.

Coronavirus Windmills

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Gulliver's other travels.

Sumo Love.

Christopher Isherwood

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

James Barrie.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Small child checks out a book.

Don Quilowatte