Opinionated Adventurer Gifts

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Jack London

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Now you can send it."

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Coronavirus Windmills

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Don Quixote

Travelogue

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"