Opinionated Adventurer Gifts

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Thomas Mann.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

E=mc2.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

American Idle.

Man fishing with large bait

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Jack London

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Now you can send it."

Super Student

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Don Quixote

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Travelogue

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Coronavirus Windmills

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'