Argument Adventurer Gifts

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'He started it!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"AI tsumoney"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

The chosen few

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Mixed marriage: food fight