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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Arf! Arf!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.