Argument Explorer Gifts

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Lucky Guess."

'He started it!'

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

Axel, if I were to give you one piece of advice in life, it would be this: Don't hide your light under a bushel