Contradiction Explorer Gifts

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Don't Buy Local!

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Assertive hotline: 'Even though the announcer tells you not to, it's OK to touch your TV dial.'

Carl was never one to waver. He always changed his mind with great determination.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"No aliens"

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

Justice Weighs Truth

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Post Post

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

Shadow Artist

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Baseball Angels

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

Oxymorons

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"