Contradiction Seeker Gifts

"I much prefer the snow!"

"May I see your healthy choice menu, please?"

'I just paid $2500, which I borrowed, for a seminar on how to save money.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Truth

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"