Contradiction Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift for a contradiction collector? These creative souls thrive on the unexpected, cherishing items that highlight their love for opposites and paradoxes. Perfect for those who see beauty in contradictions, our eclectic collection offers quirky, humorous, and thoughtful gifts that match their unique perspective.

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged." mockup

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

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"You and your mood swings"

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'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!' mockup

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

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Oxymorons

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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts." mockup

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

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"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter." mockup

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

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"I hate it when we fight."

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"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see." mockup

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

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'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.' mockup

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side. mockup

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

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The Daily Fury

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'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.' mockup

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

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"No aliens"

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Gym/Tan/Donut

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"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass" mockup

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

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'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.' mockup

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

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A monk watches TV in his zen garden. mockup

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp. mockup

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

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'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.' mockup

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

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'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.' mockup

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

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"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!" mockup

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

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'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.' mockup

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

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'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.' mockup

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

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'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!' mockup

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

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