'Oh yeah? -- Let's see how tough you are without that sign!'
Contradiction Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky charm of a contradiction observer? Our collection features witty and amusing items that highlight the joy of seeing the world through a lens of paradox and contradiction. Whether for a friend who loves clever humor or someone who appreciates life's little ironies, these products bring a smile and a spark of insight.
"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."
That's What Happens
"I hate it when we fight."
"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."
'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'
"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"
Aleppo & the World
"No aliens"
'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'
'Let's arbitrate.'
Barrister startled by a witness' description of him
Minimalism exhibition...
'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'
Oxymorons
'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'
Genocide in Gaza
Hurdles with Steps
A monk watches TV in his zen garden.
'How To Say No To Sales People'.
Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
Opposing viewpoint.
'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'
"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"
'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'
Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.
Meddling in Iraq
Israel's next move?
Contradiction Observer Gifts Collection
Contradiction Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for contradiction observers—entertain and inspire with every sip of wit and irony.
Contradiction Observer Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate life's paradoxes—comfort and humor combined for the contradiction observer.
Contradiction Observer Prints
Browse prints that make a statement about living with contradictions—adding wit and insight to any room.
Contradiction Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that echo the clever spirit of contradiction observers—perfect for expressing their unique perspective in style.