Contradiction Detective Gifts

Looking for a gift that suits your contradiction detective? Our collection combines wit, humor, and a touch of irony, perfect for those who love unravelling mysteries and challenging conventions. These unique items are ideal for anyone who enjoys contemplating life's contradictions with a playful twist.

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"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys." mockup

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

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"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky." mockup

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

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"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see." mockup

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

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'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.' mockup

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged." mockup

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

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"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

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A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman. mockup

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

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Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side. mockup

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

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'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.' mockup

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

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"No aliens"

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'Nothing this week â€ between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Nothing this week â€ between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.' mockup

'Nothing this week â€ between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

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"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?" mockup

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

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"It's a setup."

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'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.' mockup

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

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'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!' mockup

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

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"See...polystyrene!"

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"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips." mockup

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

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"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..." mockup

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

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"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check." mockup

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

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"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

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'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.' mockup

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

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'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

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'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...' mockup

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

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"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!" mockup

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

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After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450. mockup

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

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"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?" mockup

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

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"They're not home.."

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'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.' mockup

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

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"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!" mockup

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

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Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building. mockup

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

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'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

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Oxymorons

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What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

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'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!' mockup

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

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Contradiction Detective Gifts Collection

Contradiction Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for contradiction detectives who enjoy their coffee with a side of wit. Click here for clever designs and playful phrases.

Contradiction Detective Pillows

Add humor and insight to their home with pillows designed for those who love exploring life's contradictions. Find the ideal cozy gift today.

Contradiction Detective Prints

Browse our wall prints that speak to the contradiction detective's inquisitive mind. Perfect for inspiring conversations and decorating their space.

Contradiction Detective T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the contradiction detective's love for irony and puzzles. Browse our witty and comfortable options to match their clever personality.