Controversy Seeker Gifts

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

Controversy at the World Staring Championships

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

The Shock Jock - My Commentary Offends All Groups Without Regard to Race, Gender, Religion.

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned.'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'This whitelist means we'll be on a blacklist.'

Book Ends: Pat Buchanan and Ron Paul

TV: 'following program shunned by the Christian right

"Do you have anything featuring Miley Cyrus?"

"Is this the film, with that controversial sex scene in it?"

Melania Trump accused of plagiarising Michelle Obama

Make Britain Great Again

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Discover our new service for political and religious cranks! In the next room you'll find some paintings to destroy. You can buy acid at a special price of only 10 euros per liter.

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Lotto rapist winner.

Michael Moore

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

'Call yourself a radical novelist? You've not even incited a single fatwa, have you?'

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Okay, we've got a new columnist at the Atlantic this week to broaden our intellectual offerings."

"Boss, why'd you post a sign out front that reads 'Please do not bring your guns into this establishment'?"

The Ask Sadie Radio Show. The most vitriolic hour on the dial (and that' sayin' something). I despise all callers. Your problems annoy me. I mock your pathetic lives. And yet you continue to call in droves. Why is that? We crave your approval. Well you don't have it! Next *@#$% caller! Do you like me?

Donald Trump

Fox News: Employee Entrance

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."

Trump and Putin

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"