Oratorical Adventurer Mugs

Campaign for Plain English

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Man fishing with large bait

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Now you can send it."

Guitar Man.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

Joe Henry

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Destiny is all...

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'What does surrender mean?'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.