Audio Explorers Prints

Marimba

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Saxophone Player.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Guitar Man.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Computer Music

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Snake with headphones.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."