Audio Explorers Mugs

Bookstore Information. Where are your books on tape? Let me check. I'm sure we stuck them around here somewhere.

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Saxophone Player.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

Musical genres

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Joe Henry

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Computer Music

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Snake with headphones.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

Recording Studio

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Cowpunk