Audio Sharing Gifts

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Multi-Generational Books

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Wanna talk about it?

"The subwoofers really help."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Snake with headphones.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Missing. Last seen with.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"It's a Plodcast!"

Samosas

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."