Audio Sharing Pillows

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Multi-Generational Books

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Snake with headphones.

Missing. Last seen with.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"It's a Plodcast!"

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

Samosas

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."