Online Sharing Gifts

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Multi-Generational Books

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Stock Exchange.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Say 'cheese'!"

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Samosas

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

The New Gods