Online Over-sharer Gifts

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Man considers blogging.

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

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Night of the Living Well-Read

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

'She blogged her first word today.'

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

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"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.