Over-sharers Anonymous Gifts

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Steve found himself on his travels.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

Night of the Living Well-Read

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"My outlandish political delusions are WAY more reasonable than yours!"