Oversharing Enthusiast Gifts

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

I have this really bad itch on my ne

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'One carry-on!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

Samosas

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Say when!"

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

Train ride simulator.

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

"You must be my Uber ride."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

Vern takes the cashier's greeting of 'how are you today?' far too literally.

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

Pizza island.

'My life is an open Facebook.'

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"I get the part about the Big Guy switching to Uber, but why does Mrs. C. have reindeer listed on this week's menu?"

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

In the Future Every President Will Be Impeached over Drivel

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"

Walk-share. Ok, let's go.