Oversharing Storyteller Gifts

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Wanna talk about it?

Santa's Helpers

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"I gave on the E train."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"