Overshare Artist Gifts

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

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Lockdown casserole

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Cottage Industry

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

Curry for Breakfast.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

Anders Iniesta

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Vern takes the cashier's greeting of 'how are you today?' far too literally.

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

'My life is an open Facebook.'

Paint By Number

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"