Overshare Artist Pillows

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Lockdown casserole

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

Cottage Industry

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

Curry for Breakfast.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

Paint By Number

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"