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'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Lockdown casserole

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"I detect an accent – money?"

'I've been faking orgasms while he's been faking the long-term relationship.'

Joanna Lumley.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

Office Task Map

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Shark Bomb

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Curry for Breakfast.

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

'I do great voice-overs.'

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

"You are so organized!"

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.

Just organizing them wasn't feeding my creative side.

I had hoped to file a missing persons report by now, but he won't leave.