Overlook Adventurer Pillows

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Office of quality assurance"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

“Is it a self esteem problem when I don’t think I’m interesting enough to talk to myself?”

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Say when!"

The Star Gazer

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

The primal pool of pain.

Pirate

'Tell me about your adulthood.'

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

'Shadow boxing.'