Overshare Enthusiast Pillows

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"Eat my dust!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'One carry-on!'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Samosas

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"You've got six days."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Pizza island.

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"