Oversharing Pillows

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

Ubear.

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

When Car Shares Go Bad

Uber alles driver

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

Boys in bandages.

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Haven't you listened to a thing I've said...there are certain things you never ask about, things that should always remain private!"