Oversharing Mugs

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Ubear.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Vern takes the cashier's greeting of 'how are you today?' far too literally.

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

'My life is an open Facebook.'

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

When Car Shares Go Bad

Boys in bandages.

Uber alles driver

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

'I use Facebook to share my thoughts about my unsightly liver spots and hard stools.'