Oversharing Enthusiast Pillows

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'One carry-on!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

Samosas

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Say when!"

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

Pizza island.

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"