Overshare Observer Pillows

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'This doesn't look good.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

Holiday Overkill.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'I like it!'

Oculist.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'