Overshare Observer Prints

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'This doesn't look good.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Holiday Overkill.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'I like it!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Oculist.

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.