Overhead Observers Pillows

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'This doesn't look good.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'