Overdraft Observer Pillows

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

'What do you mean overdrawn...I still have twelve cheques left!'

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Holiday Overkill.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'I like it!'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'How can you be so cheap?'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Foreclosed horse

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Opposing viewpoint.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Suicide by overeating.

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'