Option Overload Observer Pillows

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Holiday Overkill.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'I like it!'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

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Suicide by overeating.

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'