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The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

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'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Damned tourists.'

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Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

'Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood the term 'carry-on luggage'.'

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Whoa – way too much information."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

'Ought we to blow the whistle? He is, after all, a senior consultant.'

"Haven't you listened to a thing I've said...there are certain things you never ask about, things that should always remain private!"

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"