Digital Oversharer Pillows

"You overwatered the plant, again."

S.S.dot.com

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"When is it my turn?"

Modern Shepherding

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

Crystal Balls.

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

Policeman using a frisk engine on the internet

Mining for Crypto-Currency

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

The birth of the data mining industry (circa 1880): 'I ain't sure what it is, Clyde, but there's a vein of it as wide as yer Aunt Tillie!'

"Haven't you listened to a thing I've said...there are certain things you never ask about, things that should always remain private!"

"Just because they all work from home now doesn't mean I don't still keep an eye on them."

Surf and turf

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'