Over-sharers Anonymous Pillows

TMI.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Steve found himself on his travels.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Man considers blogging.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

Night of the Living Well-Read

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"My outlandish political delusions are WAY more reasonable than yours!"