Online Sharer Gifts

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

Ear Bud Hijacking

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"Of course I think your idea is good. I wouldn't take credit for it if it wasn't."

"My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell."

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."