Online Sharer Prints

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Ear Bud Hijacking

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

I'm posting my jogging time on Facebook. Ah, a "ran some" note!

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

"Another Wordle show-off."