Video Sharing Gifts

"The video I posted of you calling the Christmas tree man a ‘price-gouging jerk’ got 90 likes!"

The New Gods

"I've learned so much from it, it only seems reasonable to deduct the time I've spent on YouTube as an educational expense."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

E=Equals

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Grumpy Cow

"Say 'cheese'!"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.