Internet Videos Gifts

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"First rule of web videos: It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

"You can buy some cookies or you can be in a viral video where you crush the hopes of a sweet little girl while she weeps with disappointment. So what's it going to be?"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

E=Equals

Danger Noodle tho bored

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Grumpy Cow

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.