'Why would I pay you when I can watch you for free on YouTube?'
Digital Content Consumer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates their love for digital content. Comfortable and quirky, it’s a delightful gift for their home or office.
'I can get 67 channels, but they all show me in my chair!'
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
'There's nothing on.'
Cellphone Islands
TV-Man
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"I shop, therefore I am."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."
DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.
Binge Watch
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
Starvation Watching
'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'
Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."
Internet Magazine.
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'
"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.
"Brat"
This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.
Digital Content Consumer Pillows Collection
Digital Content Consumer Mugs
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Digital Content Consumer Prints
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Digital Content Consumer T-Shirts
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