Information Sharing Pillows

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Useless information"

Love is when you watch television together.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The weightless office.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

The Internet...

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ear Bud Hijacking

Ubear.