Information Sharing Pillows

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Useless information"

Love is when you watch television together.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The weightless office.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Say 'cheese'!"

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

The Internet...

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Ubear.

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'