Opinion Sharing Pillows

Echo Chamber

'No, I don't believe everything I read on the internet...just the stuff I agree with!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Like Minded

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"She can be outspoken."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Night of the Living Well-Read

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'