Sharing Books Pillows

Multi-Generational Books

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder