Spectacle Sharers Pillows

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Types of online-ing

Ear Bud Hijacking

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster