Psa Sharers Pillows

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

Sharing Company Profits

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

Waiter holding a smartphone: 'Would you like it Instagrammed?'

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'