Psa Sharers Pillows

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

Sharing Company Profits

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."