Life Event Sharer Pillows

Types of online-ing

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

At the rock concert...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Life and Death

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'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Florist.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Home for Seniors.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'So tell me more about your mother...'

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."